Where Does It Go From Here?
Posted: January 10, 2009 6:16 pmFiled under: Kevin, Uncategorized
Once upon a time, there was nothing.
Then suddenly, there was a Big Bang!
And presto! There was something!
(It does always seem that something emerges after a Big Bang.)
But something wasn’t right.
So something decided to do something. And then, there was more somethings. Soon, there were many somethings running all around everywhere in the nowhere.
Since something was nowhere, no one could find anything. And, there was a problem with everything.
One day, a little something became curious and went to see something bigger.
A little something observed something bigger and saw a little something was like something bigger.
But a little something couldn’t do anything about it because a little something was still little.
A little something needed to be bigger.
So a little something grew, and grew and grew and grew.
Then, an amazing thing happened! A little something was bigger than something bigger! Something bigger was actually smaller than a little something which became something bigger! A little something had now become something greater.
Something greater, however, was not satisfied. So something greater began a search for something even greater.
Not knowing where to go, and since nowhere was everywhere, a greater something went everywhere, but quickly discovered that lead nowhere.
Not being able to find something even greater, a greater something settled for nothing, which in fact, was everything, and everywhere. That was, you see, because something wasn’t right.
Having settled for nothing, a greater something felt despondent. For in settling for nothing, which was everything and everywhere, and which lead nowhere, a greater something began to discover that something even greater was nearby.
Previously, something greater was resigned, and had settled for nothing. But in the process, something greater discovered something even greater.
Something greater was ecstatic! It seemed that suddenly, nothing had become something even greater!
Something greater was amazed that something even greater had come from nothing! Nothing, in fact, had been everywhere, and something greater did not know it. For in that process, something even greater was hidden from something greater, because something even greater had in fact, been nothing, having been everywhere.
Something greater realized that something even greater had surrounded something greater all the time, but could not see something even greater because nothing was hiding it.
Though it was hiding nothing, which was in fact something even greater, something greater felt that something was hiding everything. That is why something greater looked everywhere for something even greater, because something greater found nothing everywhere in everything.
Thus, something even greater had once been nothing, and had even surrounded something greater, though something greater did not know it. And though it seemed that everything had been hidden by something, in fact nothing had hidden it.
And even though it had hidden nothing, which had become something even greater, no one could find anything, because there was still a problem with everything.
Hiding nothing, it became something else which competed with something. But since it became something else after hiding nothing, something else was completely known. Thus everyone who knew something else, never knew something greater or something even greater, especially since something even greater had once been hidden by nothing.
In fact, everyone who once knew nothing, which had become something even greater, now knew something else. And since it was now something else, everyone who found anything had a problem with everything.
